Happy birthday mom! If you see this make sure to comment the number of times I say the word “really.” There may be a giveaway involved!
You may be asking yourself about that band-aid on my jaw. Yes it’s true I fought a grizzly bear in Montana with my bare hands. Problem is they don’t believe in technology way out there so no one got a video😭 but the bear threw grass in my face and yelled “distraction!” While I was recovering from such a blow he nicked my jaw with his claws. Only a band-aid can make owies like that go away.
No this was not sponsored by Guinness.
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