Hey retail workers: ever thought of making fun of the fact that you’re not allowed to mention Christmas? For a good time, I dare you put this on the store speakers; hey, technically, you’re not mentioning Christmas! We Wish You a Merry Holiday That May Not Be Named,
We Wish You a Merry Holiday That May Not Be Named,
We Wish You a Merry Holiday That May Not Be Named,
And a Happy New Year!
It’s policy, and we have no say
When working in retail at
Minimum wage!
Some fight to keep Xxxxx in
The Big Holiday
Yet our hands are tied
And we’ve got bills to pay!
This store will be closed
On that day by the way
We Wish You a Merry
Holiday That May Not Be Named,
And a Happy New Year!
For the record:
I have mixed feelings about the whole War-on-Christmas thing. I just thought this would be a groovy parody to write. There’s a not-so-fine line between mentioning The Big Holiday and making a crusade out of it, and many have crossed over it both ways.
Who knows what the Coppa bots will think of this one; it is based on a Christmas carol. However, do you know anyone under-13 working in retail?
In case you don’t know: This is loosely based on “We Wish You A Merry Christmas”, a public domain composition.
CC Attribution, Glade Swope
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